“People often ask me, “Why do you like horror films?” Actually, that’s a lie. People never ask me that. When I tell most people that I like horror films they usually say something like, “Oh they’re horrible. I prefer comedies. Have you seen Pineapple Express?”

“However, upon attending Providence College, he was forced to either legally change his name to Shammgod Wells, or to use his legal name of God Shammgod. Because he did not have the $600 required to legally change his name, he was known as God from that point onward.”